Back in November, I made the following comments at
Loretta Nall Sends Troy King Appropriate Sex Toy:
But reasonable people would not include the Alabama legislature, which in is great wisdom passed a law banning dildos, vibrators, and other weapons of mass stimulation.
Not content with the law as it stands, Alabama Attorney General Troy King wants the legislature to make the law even more draconian.
I remember Troy from college. He was always a little weird. He used to write frequent letters to the CW, which described in detail his disgust with homosexuals hooking up in public toilets (well before Larry Craig), a subject he seemed to be intimately familiar with, and exhorted readers to go eat at Cracker Barrel, which at the time was under fire for a policy of discriminating against having gay employees. Troy always seemed just a little too obsessed with homosexual perversion.
Alert readers may remember that Loretta Nall sent Troy King a blow up pig:
My suspicion now seems likely to have been confirmed.
Loretta explains
This is not about being gay. This is about being a hypocrite…of the highest order
There is an official denial of the rumor about Troy King now….so I can say what the rumor is.
According to rumors flying around for the last week Troy King, our
rabidly homophobic, anti-sex toy, Sunday School teaching, pro-execution Republican Attorney General is GAY! And I don’t mean that as in happy either. I’d bet he is anything but happy right now. In fact, according to two sources he is about to resign. [..]I have been sitting on this story for about a week. Truth is I am SORE from having to sit on it so long….but not as sore as Troy King is.
Loretta elaborates:
I have some friends in pretty high places in Alabama politics so I called one of them up with the juicy details. They told me they heard a rumor about his sexual orientation some six months ago from a former reporter with a large, credible newspaper in Alabama. I also know that reporter and knew them to be very credible. The rumor at the time was that Troy’s mystery man was his old college roommate who he gave a position to when he took over the AG office in 2004. Supposedly when Troy was out of town so was lover boy.
The story then became that the mystery man was a young man who had just graduated from Troy University and was the Homecoming King(no pun intended) (God that gets confusing…Troy King with the homecoming king who graduated from Troy) and that was who the wife walked in on. Then a few weeks later Troy and his boy toy from Troy were spotted at the YMCA (not kidding) engaging in….ummmm….inappropriate activities. Yeah…at the YMCA…made famous by the Village People. Apparently Troy has no inkling of what it means to be ‘discreet’.
I’m betting they are both true. If Troy King can be a closet gay and Alabama Attorney General at the same time then there exists in this universe the infinite possibility for him to be a promiscuous, closet gay, Alabama Attorney General. But apparently closet and promiscuous don’t go so well together. But, hell, no one is claiming that he’s smart are they?
As far as the significance of this story, Loretta explains:
There are so many things that make this a delicious story. Gay Sex, high ranking elected officials who are rabidly anti-gay in public but turn out to be gay in private, they get caught at the YMCA (of all places), the whole sex toy incident, the ‘below the belt’ legislation that Troy has made a focal point during his time in office, his desire to be the guy who injects death row inmates with deadly chemicals. I bet this is why he objects to DNA testing, ya know? Wonder where all they would find his DNA? It’s really not much different than what Bill Clinton did with Monica Lewenski…except Troy is a Republican and his mystery partner is GAY!! Lordy, does it get any better than this?
Head On Radio Network is one of several sites making video and musical parodies which take advantage of Troy King’s embarrassment.
Another one is found at the myspace page for Mock 5
Troy King has refused to comment on the allegations, claiming that his kids would be subject to teasing.
Last Free Voice 
Where are all the Ron Paul supporters, excoriating Nall and LFV for talking about King’s “private sex life,” as they did on the Advocate’s board when the Advocate reported on Snyder’s sexual orientation and serious posthumous financial situation?
Oh yeah, they’re all having drinks down at the Holier Than Thou Saloon. 😉
I still maintain that a person’s sex life is their personal, private business. What Troy King has DONE as Attorney General is what matters. If he hits the YMCA glory holes, I could not care less. However, I DO care about his actions that victimize the citizens of Alabama who freely choose to use such items as vibrators and dildos. His alleged sexuality has no bearing on the matter.
Where are all the Ron Paul supporters, excoriating Nall and LFV for talking about King’s “private sex life,” as they did on the Advocate’s board when the Advocate reported on Snyder’s sexual orientation and serious posthumous financial situation?
Was Snyder a notorious public homophobe like Troy Boy Kink?
Also, Ron Paul supporters don’t generally jump into stuff like this which does not involve anything to do with Ron Paul.
I still maintain that a person’s sex life is their personal, private business.
Yes, except when they attack other people for doing what they do themselves.
What Troy King has DONE as Attorney General is what matters. If he hits the YMCA glory holes, I could not care less. However, I DO care about his actions that victimize the citizens of Alabama who freely choose to use such items as vibrators and dildos. His alleged sexuality has no bearing on the matter.
I think it does. If the rumors are true, it is probably Troy Boy Kink’s self loathing in this particular respect which drives him to be such a spectularly dickheaded “moral” busybody.
What’s wrong with exposing his motives by showing him to be a hypocrite?
By the way, there is a move to make Troyking a verb (form of: to Troyk), meaning engaging in hypocritical homophobia. Hey, it worked for Santorum.
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