I saw the bit below in a comment on a youtube video and thought it’d be interesting to start a thread to collect some of the more vivid distortions of libertarianism. I’ve often thought it’s be cool to have a shirt or bumper strip that said “Libertarians: We don’t Eat Babies”. Anyway, here’s my entry for distorted views of libertarianism; feel free to add a quote you’ve found in the comments:
I wouldn’t follow the libertarians because they’re whackos. The libertarian party is for the secessionists, polygamists, pot-heads, baby-sellers, and for those who want to privatize the air, sideways, and roads. and for those who want to abolish democracy. It is not, however, a party for the decent people.