Steve G.

John Finan: the struggle goes on

In Libertarian on July 24, 2008 at 7:52 pm

This is the entirety of a very long and very bizarre and yet still somehow surprisingly very tedious email message from John Finan, formerly a candidate for the LP’s presidential nomination.

I’d say he makes Robert Milnes look normal, but that’s somewhat damning-Milnes-with-faint-praise. He’s sort of a Milnes with more time and resources, I guess.

ProCLaMAtion

Pronunciation:\\prä-klə-mā-shən\

Function: noun

Date: 14th century

Definition

1: the action of proclaiming: the state of being proclaimed

2: something proclaimed; specifically: an official formal public announcement

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ProCLaMAtion

John M. Finan Does Hereby Announce his Re-Entrance into The

2008 Race to Become

The 44th President of The United States Of America

FINAN 2008/12 24×7

“The Apocalypse”

“Ushering in One Thousand Years of Peace”

www.JohnMFinan.com

Please enjoy music while reading

May we suggest the music of your choice or:

Guaranteed – Eddie Vedder http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3SxCph5I1Qor

Neil Diamond – Coming to America http://youtube.com/watch?v=9ttDUGM-1mU

u2 its a beautiful day – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omFdpnSu57Uor

Keith Moon – The WHO – Who Are You; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgWQ1erBnMo&feature=relatedor

50 Cent – Many Men: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkPSrQVPE6I&NR=1or

Eminem – The Real Slim Shadyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99HdRxlJzV4

ProCLaMAtion of 2008

John M. Finan Does Hearby Announce his Re-Entrance into the

2008 Race to Become

The 44th President of The United States Of America

FINAN 2008/12 24×7

“The Apocalypse”

www.JohnMFinan.com

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apocalypse

“Ushering in One Thousand Years of Peace”

TwentyEightTwelveTwenyFourSeven

28x12x24x7

Thank You all for your continued and relentless support and encouragement. I am most humbled and responding to you by re-entering the race according to your wishes. It is my intent to alleviate the Indignation that each and every one of us is suffering and begin to make Amends to the American People. I have begun by claiming all of the offshore oil for the American people and simultaneously I have entered into a Treaty with The American Indians to give them 10% of the profits from this newly formed Company The USAE Co. United States Energy Co. This is to compensate them for the indignation and genocide that they have suffered as well as to begin to make amends. The monies (10% of profits) will be distributed through

The St. Regis Indian Tribe The remaining 90% of profits will be going directly to the rest of the American People. This will be done through the newly formed USAE Co. United States Energy Co. It is a temporary measure to compensate the people of this country for the Indignation that they are suffering from and have suffered for the last 100 years at the hands of our leadership. It is my attempt to apologize to the people and to begin to make amends. In 2012 we will be issuing a tax free check for $250,000.00 to every American. We will also be closing a large percentage of government agencies and stopping many welfare and subsidy programs at that point. We will be disengaging and ending all illegal wars between now and 2012. I will forward you more detail shortly.

John M. Finan is the only candidate running on the principles set forth in The Constitution, The Declaration of Independence and The Bill of Rights.

John M. Finan is the only Candidate with a Clear, Viable Education, Health, and Economic Plan.

John M. Finan is the only candidate articulating how we will achieve change.

John M. Finan is the only candidate that ignites the Passion of The American People, Unites Them, and gives them HOPE

***How To Vote For John M. Finan in The 2008 Election: ***

A:

BY ASENTEE BALLOT: (which you can begin do today)http://www.longdistancevoter.org/ B. INSTRUCTIONS TO WRITE IN ON ELECTION DAY:

1 – On the regular printed ballot there can be found 3-6 BLANK LINES for Write-in vote entries – or, in the case of mechanical/electronic voting devices; simply ask the Precinct Captain for instruction to effect “Write-in” voting, using the subject device, then;

2 – Using a ball-point pen for paper (or by the available system method); Write-in the NAME and OFFICE of voter’s CHOICE of candidate[s], e.g.: “John M. Finan, for President” then complete the Ballot selections – OTHER THAN the Office[s] already voted by Write-in.

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“We would like to announce that the FINAN 2008/12 24x7campaign will be holding an official PEACEFUL press conference in 1.5 weeks. The press conference will be held at Grand Army Plaza on 59th Street and 5th Avenue New York City. The exact date and time will be announced through PRNewswire. There will be a simultaneous webcast and satellite radio broadcast, as well as whatever traditional media chooses to attend.”

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Indignation Apology Amends

I have come here today to address the issue of the Indignation that we have been and are suffering from, to apologize for it, and to make amends for it to the citizens of The United States of America. I will now outline to you how I will alleviate the Indignation and Usher in a thousand years of peace and a social and economic well being nationally and internationally the likes of which the world has never known. Also, Nick Ashton, a friend of mine, a song winter, an American Singer Songwriter, is going to play for you.

Before doing that I would like to comment briefly on the wonderful country that we live in and articulate that we really are not in as bad a shape as some people would lead you to believe. The United States, by all measurable indicators, is still by far the greatest country in The World and ahead of our nearest competitors in basically every way. We are in significantly better position than we were coming out of the cold war era and our enemies during that time, In Particular China and Russia, are carrying on in a way that is distinctly American in flavor bursting at the seams with American Pop Culture, food, fashion, music and so on. China and Russia are also having difficulty managing their success and growth which is evidenced by their lack of care and concern for the environment; Devastation of forests, carbon emissions and lack of concern of green house gasses, and the pollution and overfishing of the waters for example. Our melting pot society and our ability to manage it is the envy of the world. In Europe they cannot manage their existing immigrant populations and are having increasing difficulty managing an increasing influx of new immigrants. Additionally, Europe is largely unprotected militarily without the safety net of The United States Armed Forces. Yes, our economy is a little weak momentarily, which I will address shortly, but it is really nothing that cannot be repaired with some decisive measures and changes which we can easily make. We have a great country. As many of you know, I ride a Motorcycle. When I ride around this country and see and meet the people and see the land it is just such a beautiful thing. The mountains, the desserts, the oceans, the prairies, the lakes and every shape and size person you can imagine all just so good and generally happy and full of love and life. It really is a great country. Everyone is so happy to give you directions, help with gas, and even invite you to join them for a meal. It is a wonderful special place that we all live in and call home – The United States of America.

Political Parties, essentially not a very good topic. However we must delve into it. The Democratic party is basically a socialist party at this point. Their social ideas I like, however their economic principles have no foundation. The Republican Party has evolved into something basically dictatorial and fascist; however, I do believe Mr. John McCain is a very good man and Libertarian in his principles. The Republican Party basic ideology is sound, unfortunately you have to have some accountability for the “sins of the father” and we all are aware of what The Republicans have done to us. I have articulated this in my writing and it will take time to repair these transgressions. As a result of this, The Republican Party needs to take a break or a MASSIVE overhaul and identity repair. As far as Mr. Barack Obama goes, I don’t know where exactly he is coming from these days or minute by minute for that matter. He doesn’t seem to have any solid principles and seems to lack allegiance and decisiveness – I’m not going to leave my church, I left my church. I’m not going to wear a flag; I’m going to wear a flag. Etc. Maybe not such a big deal, but indicates a character issue and it makes me ask, “Is this what he is going to do to us if he gets in office”. Wishy Washy – A Candle in The Wind. The man seems to be shooting from the hip without contemplation and taking time to be SURE in his statements. I think Mr. Obama is a good man but he needs some seasoning and some time to establish his true positions and decide his church / faith issues.

John M. Finan is the only candidate running on the principles set forth in The Constitution, The Declaration of Independence and The Bill of Rights.

John M. Finan is the only Candidate with a solid clear viable Education, Health, and Economic Plan.

John M. Finan is the only candidate articulating how we will achieve change.

John M. Finan is the only candidate that ingnites the Passion of The American People, Unites Them and gives them HOPE.

Indignation Apology Amends

Now Getting back to the indignation that we are all suffering from and alleviating it. Below is of course a maze. This is your first clue. As We The People make our way through the MAZE during The Finan 2008/12 24×7 Administration, we are empowered by change and reintroduced to The Declaration of Independence, The Constitution and The Bill of Rights. You can see We The People at the beginning suffering Extreme Social and Economic Indignation and at the completion of the MAZE experiencing social and economic well being and Alleviation of Indignation.

” IMPORTANT IMAGE MISSING PLEASE DOWNLOAD PDF””Now I said to my self, “who has suffered the most from the actions of our government; mostly over the last hundred years?” “Which Americans would be harboring the most of this indignation – anger as a result of unjust unfair mean treatment and also a victim of a genocide” )Which, as you know, is a primary platform

Issue for FINAN 28x12x24x7 with respect to R2P (responsibility to protect) enforcement through the UN). Now curing this indignation and making amends all ties in together with our economic plan. We have been presented with the maze as a first clue. I give you the second. This ear of corn…

” IMPORTANT IMAGE MISSING PLEASE DOWNLOAD PDF””

Nice American PRIME JERSEY CORN HERE. Lets Shuck it… mmm.. mmmm… look at that. Beautiful… Ok… Any Guesses… I know what ur thinking… Kwanza… right?? No… Not Kwanza. Although we like Kwanza and the ear of corn is a symbol of Kwanza during the Christmas, Hanukah, Kwanza etc. season. Although that is not what the ear of corn represents here, we will be sponsoring the Christmas tree festival this year in central park where we will have 15006 Christmas, Kwanza, Hanukka etc. trees setup using the same configurations as were used during THE GATES exhibit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gates. On-Line you will be able to purchase the ornament of your choice or mail your own and it will be placed on a specific tree in a specific grid spot and you will be able to come to central park and see your ornament. Proceeds will be going to The Leona Helmsley Foundation.

Leona Helmsley http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leona_Helmsley was a wonderful misunderstood woman, a Citizen of New York City who was shamefully brutalized by its so called “society”. We are taking this opportunity to honor her in requiem. However, I have diverted my train of thought. Alleviating Indignation… The Maze… The Corn… allowing us to afford to distribute $250,000.00 TAX FREE TO EVERY AMERICAN IN 2012. Well, you see, I have entered into a treaty on behalf of The American People with The American Indians. I have apologized to them on our behalfs as fellow American Citizens for the way they have been treated and the genocide that they have Suffered and the Indignation that they have suffered and continue to sufer at our hands and the hands of our not so distant forefathers. As the first step in alleviating their indignation and repositioning the American Indians to their rightful place of esteem in society I have entered into a Treaty whereby they will become, and rightfully so, the beneficiaries of %10 of the profits of The USAE Co. – The Unted States Of America Energy Company, although The American Indian only represents 1% of the population. The Remaining 90% will go directly to the rest of the American People, cutting out Big Oil and Other Politicians and Sophists who may try to plunder this that is Rightfully ours. This is a temporary measure that will enable us to give back to the citizens of The United States what has been Plundered from them over the past 100 years and enable us to begin to alleviate all of The Indignation that we have all suffered and continue to suffer and to empower We The People to make amends to ourselves. All of the offshore oil, coal, and other unclaimed sources of energy derived from the Nations Natural Resources are becoming the property of the people of The United States of America through the generosity of the American Indians and The USAE Co. They have agreed to share this with all of The People of the United States in the same way that they shared their corn – their MAIZE – with us at the First Thanksgiving. They will share it in the same way they shared when the Pilgrim Fathers landed here. Only this time, we will not genocide them and cause them further indignation. We will be thankful and honor them and position them in there deserved place of high esteem and humbly apologize and ask them for their forgiveness for what we have done to these most beautiful, loving, spiritual people. We will be Thankful that they are still so generous with us and forgiving and willing to share their land and resources with us and that they acknowledge the good work that we have done. They do not deny us the deserved compensation that we have already received for all of the work we have done in this country. They are not bitter or mean towards us, nor do they deny us their continued support, blessings, and opportunity to continue to flourish. We will be grateful and respectful towards The American Indians and we will behave as honored guests and fellow citizens.A Couple of Brief Housekeeping Items:

1. R2P Enforcement and Somalia / Darfur – Genocide Intervention – Responsibility to Protect 2005 United Nation Resolution

Two weeks ago I issued a formal communiqué to The Secretary General of The United Nations Mr. Ban Kai Moon. It has been COMPLETELY ignored. Mr. Ban Kai Moon’s lack of response to me is an indication to me that the only way that I will be able to significantly affect the ongoing genocide in Darfur and stop what will come to Tibet is to obtain a position of power and influence. I did offer to take this responsibility. This is another reason that I am obligated by my conscience to jump back into the 2008 presidential race. Mr. Ban Ki Moon, Sir. As you know, I live three blocks away from The United Nations. It has further come to my attention that the United Nations, under your watch, Mr. Ban Ki Moon, has been siphoning significant amounts of money to North Korea to the dictator “Dear Leader” Kim Jong-il. You need to issue a statement regarding R2P enforcement; The Somalia / Darfur situation as well as what happened to all of that “misappropriated” money immediately or face impeachment or possible tribunal. I do not appreciate you turning this potentially viable organization, The United Nations, that is right down the road from where I live, into a dysfunctional toilet “a la” The League of Nations. Additionally, I do not appreciate your ignoring my official communiqué which I Hand Delivered to you with my associate Brooke Gant in which I personally offered to take the R2P enforcement responsibility for you .

2. Matrimonial and Family Law Reform:

The Courts should really stay out of it. However, for the time being, if the courts are involved, we need Progressive and proactive Matrimonial and Family Law reform. It is essential to the protection of the rights of parents and the well being of spouses and their children. The rights of non custodial parents need to be closely protected so that children may enjoy the gifts that both of their parents wish to give to them. It is extremely important that the right and the ability to litigate to assert the wishes of parents, without financial bias, be established. Additionally, the courts need clearly defined laws and mechanisms for monitoring and enforcement of equitable distribution of assets and the insurance of timely payments to a spouse who is awarded support. In many states there are no proper mechanisms to guard families from unnecessary emotional, financial, and often physical harm that can occur. It is unnecessary for this to be. In The courts of New York the Law States That Judges and Lawyers are SUPPOSSED TO take into account the ability for one spouse to support and or maintain the other and the others lifestyle to the best of his/her abilities. For some reason in New York the Judges and Lawyers are ignoring this LAW and seem to think that there is justice in near bankrupting one or the other spouse and leaving the other with multi millions. Trishia Walsh Smith is currently a victim www.triciawalshsmith.com/. Roxanne Pulitzer http://law.jrank.org/pages/3365/Pulitzer-Divorce-Trial-1982.html was a victim also. This reform will be retroactive, so anyone who has suffered, male or female, is eligible under Matrimonial and Family Law Reform. You will not be hobbled financially or legally in the restructuring of your settlement under Matrimonial and Family Law Reform. California seems to be a good Model for Matrimonial and Family Law Reform.

3. Obtaining a Judgment against The Jewish People and Isreal

The Law Suits regarding The Jewish Peoples behavior are being prepared and we are moving forward with that litigation. They continue to act the same and make no communication with us regarding an apology or plans for settlement. I have asked Congress to hold off on approving the additional $200,000.00 Billion in “aid” to Israel. http://www.wrmea.com/archives/July_2006/0607016.html I encourage you to also write to your congressman / woman immediately. Additionally, young Christians should be aware and when involved with a Jewish person please try to show them Jesus and don’t be too quick to agree to agree yourself to convert. If you truly Love this person you will show them Jesus and they will accept this and embrace this if they truly Love you also. It is the greatest gift that you can give this person and your children and your children’s children.

4. Litigation against Halliburton – reclaiming monies from illegal war profiteering

I have had a response regarding this litigation and I am appreciative of receiving a response. I have been told that the war profiteering occurred at a level of companies that subcontracted from Halliburton. I have been told that these companies are potentially not accountable as the War was not a War and that it was a police action, so the laws pertaining to illegal war profiteering do not apply. My Response; You cannot use The Law to hide behind something that was illegal to begin with. Halliburton and the subcontracting companies are liable and I have begun discussions to retrieve as much of the Plundered money as possible from the sub contracting companies as well as Halliburton for the American People and I apologize that this happened. There will be monies returned. There will be accountability. There will be remuneration.

“The Buck Stops here in the Finan 2008/12 24×7 Administration”

“The Apocalypse”

“Ushering in One Thousand Years of Peace”

“This is Where the Rubber Meets the Road my fellow Americans”

You Say You Want Change. You Say You Want New Leadership. You Say You Want Hope.

Here Is Your Chance

Write in

or Absantee Ballot John M. Finan for President 2008

United States of America

***How To Vote For John M. Finan in The 2008 Election: ***

A:

BY ASENTEE BALLOT: (which you can begin do today)http://www.longdistancevoter.org/ B. INSTRUCTIONS TO WRITE IN ON ELECTION DAY:

1 – On the regular printed ballot there can be found 3-6 BLANK LINES for Write-in vote entries – or, in the case of mechanical/electronic voting devices; simply ask the Precinct Captain for instruction to effect “Write-in” voting, using the subject device, then;

2 – Using a ball-point pen for paper (or by the available system method); Write-in the NAME and OFFICE of voter’s CHOICE of candidate[s], e.g.: “John M. Finan, for President” then complete the Ballot selections – OTHER THAN the Office[s] already voted by Write-in.

FINAN 2008/12 24×7

“The Apocalypse”

“Ushering in One Thousand Years of Peace”

TwentyEightTwelveTwenyFourSeven

28x12x24x7

www.JohnMFinan.com

“I, John M. Finan, with all humility, ask you for your vote. I will not falter. I will not fail.”

My Word is My Bond.

God Bless America.

John M. Finan

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John M. Finan For President 2008

Libertaian A.P.E. (American Political Evolution)

www.JohnMFinan.com

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Please enjoy music while reading

May we suggest the music of your choice or:

Guaranteed – Eddie Vedder http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3SxCph5I1Qor

Neil Diamond – Coming to America http://youtube.com/watch?v=9ttDUGM-1mU

or

u2 its a beautiful day – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omFdpnSu57Uor

Keith Moon – The WHO – Who Are You; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgWQ1erBnMo&feature=relatedor

50 Cent – Many Men: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkPSrQVPE6I&NR=1or

Eminem – The Real Slim Shadyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99HdRxlJzV4

FINAN 2008/12 24×7

“The Apocalypse”

“Ushering in One Thousand Years of Peace”

TwentyEightTwelveTwenyFourSeven

28x12x24x7

www.JohnMFinan.com

  1. The apocalypse will bring about 1,000 years of peace? Interesting. If I go eat a bag of potato chips, will I lose weight? If I spend all my money, will I get richer?

  2. He can’t be crazy. Look at the hair!
    THE HAIR, MAN!!!

  3. I haven’t seen this level of crazy since Gene Chapman was running.

  4. Speaking of Gene, for anyone who wasn’t around when I was doing the “Gene Chapman for President of the United States of America, Incorporated” blog in 2006-2007 – and who’d like a few laughs intermingled with a look inside the mind of a wacky presidential candidate – that blog is still up. You can check it out at http://chapmanforpresident.blogspot.com

  5. I was a little curious and googled his name. Egadds, that looked like a lot of fun!

  6. Wow, look at the beginning of the blog intro (I forgot how to make it all faded as quotes usually are)

    “Gene Chapman – the world’s only living multiple death faster, who sure doesn’t look like he’s losing any weight at all even after 30 days allegedly without food – is also a self-proclaimed exorcist who once applied for a self-immolation permit and considers himself the reincarnation of Gandhi although he is a member of a homemade militia. Scariest of all, this obvious nutjob is running for President of the United States of America, Inc.

    No, that’s not a typo. The guy thinks the United States is a corporation.

    Does your brain hurt yet? Keep reading, it will.

  7. There was no ass ass-ociated with John Finan.

  8. O
    M
    G

    YANK IS BACK!!!

  9. It used to be sorta funny. Now it’s just ass-inine.

  10. To quote someone in comments, use the following code (but take out the spaces, which I inserted only so it wouldn’t disappear):

    Blah blah blah

    If you thought that paragraph was amusing, keep reading. You’ll really get a kick out of Gene’s campaign, which was bizarre to the point of being insane.

    It looks like Finan is a major nutjob, too, and also a source of many laughs. If I had more time on my hands, I’d do a blog about Finan. Alas, I’m pretty busy these days. Perhaps by the time he runs in 2012, I’ll be less busy again.

  11. Darn it, the spaces didn’t make it work either, LOL

    Okay, let’s try this again.

    Written out, the code is left carrot, blockquote, right carrot; insert verbiage; left carrot, /blockquote, right carrot. So, if the carrot were parenthesis instead (the carrot is the symbol which looks like a sideways ^, above the period and comma on most keyboards; there is one pointing left, and one pointing right) it would be typed as

    (blockquote)blah, blah, blah(/blockquote)

    Hopefully this explanation will actually show up.

  12. I think you meant to write ‘caret’, but actually it’s the less-than and greater-than signs you want, not carets.

  13. I think that this guy is a genius!! It must be great to be him and I think he would make a GREAT president. Finan obviously has far greater insight and better ideas that any other candidate. Thank you for publishing my e-mail. Please look for the full website soon at http://www.LibertarianAPE.com or http://www.JohnMFinan.com

    Best Personal Regards,

    John M. Finan

    LIVE FREE!!

    FINAN 2008/12 24×7

  14. LibertarianAPE American Political Evolution

  15. Hey, look at the bright side, isn’t Robert Milnes looking for a running mate?😉

    ART

  16. for real? i met john finan. this is the guy?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQlUvIhfz1Y&feature=related
    try not to laugh…
    guess the finan/bloomberg campaign never got off the ground!

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