Steve G.

Most urgent private message

In Children, Corruption, Crazy Claims, Economics, Fraud, Human Rights Abuses, Humor, Lies and the lying liars who tell them, Media, People in the news, Personal Responsibility, Politics, Taxation, Terrorism, US Government on September 25, 2008 at 1:00 am

H/T Delaware Libertarian

Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had a crisis that has caused the need for a large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Franklin Raines, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. You may know him as the Chief Economic Advisor for Senator Obama’s presidential campaign, and the former head of Fannie Mae from 1999 to 2006.

Let me assure you that this transaction is 100% safe. Mr. Raines is completely trustworthy with your money. His record speaks for itself.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of friend so the funds can be transferred. Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.

Yours Faithfully

Henry “Hank” Paulson

Minister of Treasury

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  1. That’s great.. especially the end.

  2. I LIKED IT BETTER IN THE ORIGINAL ALL-CAPS VERSION.

  3. Haha..this was funny. I was having a crap day at work until I read this.

  4. Clever. But, unlike the Nigerians, this dude Paulson probably has the guns to back up his claim!

  5. We know that We are living in the apex of 21st century .But the poor Ethiopians’ when I say poor both in knowledge and wealth are leading a wild life in their own country. A fter several years of stay in Ethiopia I realize that still they are savage.(not better than an animal). I heard in history when a man eats a man, but in reality in my own naked eyes I see when a man eats a man in Ethiopia. I am just freightened not to be eaten by these Savage Ethiopians until I return to my homeland. I love my home land. Oh GOd I love india. Where is the real Ethiopia found. when I read a bible I unnderstand that Ethiopia is the country of Peace and Love. This is not the real Ethiopia. I must discover the Real Ethiopia like Mr.X discovered America.

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