Meet Jeffrey Brian Bouffard. He says most folks just call him “Bouf”, though.
Bouf is quite the stoner, it would appear. He is also running as a Libertarian for the 15th District seat in the US House of Representatives.
Here’s his autobiography, taken from his website:
Born Poughkeepsie, NY, 24 January 1973.
Grew up in Newington, CT, a suburb of Hartford.
Moved to Melbourne, Florida in 1991. 16-year Florida Resident.- Catholic primary and middle school at St. Mary School of Newington, CT.
- Told classmates I was an Atheist by age 8.
- Graduated Newington High School in 1991, #150 of a class of 300.
- Varsity Letter – Gymnastics. Ran Track. Worked part-time all-the-time.
- Awarded a 4-year ROTC Scholarship and a Merit Scholarship. Coached gymnastics part-time while in college.
- Switched my party affiliation from Republican to Libertarian in 1993. Never looked back.
- President of my Lambda Chi Alpha Fraternity Chapter. (Beta-Nu)
- Graduated Florida Institute of Technology in 1996 with a BS in Computer Engineering.
- Served as a Nuclear, Biological, and Chemical Defense Officer for the US Army on Active Duty from 1996 – 2000, with Infantry, Chemical and Rapid Reaction Units, both overseas and in these United States.
- Taught mechanical engineering instrumentation laborotories for Kansas State University.
- Opened and operated a small business in Melbourne, Florida. It failed.
- Under-Employed in Melbourne for the last 5 years.
- Attended Concord Online Law School. Did not complete the degree requirements.
- Realized and found peace with my own inclinations concerning “spirituality”.
- After six years in the Individual Ready Reserve, I was never called to Iraq or Afghanistan, though many National Guardsmen have been. I have finally resigned my Army Commission because I am not comfortable with the thought of raising children while there are morons at the wheel of our government.THUS, I’m running to run our government -
I will fix the broken and starve the fat.
Bouf has some very interesting videos on YouTube. Here’s one of him smoking a joint in front of the Brevard County Courthouse (Florida).
I will say this. He’s got guts, and he can rhyme. He’s also got great hair. He even dances a little bit. And I’m amazed he didn’t get busted.
In this next video, he tells others not to copycat his courthouse joint stunt unless they “really really understand” where he’s coming from. He sits in the botanical gardens at Florida Tech, talks about his beard and the fact that his mom doesn’t like it, invites Dennis Kucinich to join the LP, and talks about the Grand Unified Theory (which he admits he doesn’t really understand, but I think he was stoned again when he taped that video). He invites Snoop Dogg and Jay-Z to come hang out.
I’m not sure how successful Bouf will be as a politician (though I’d guess not very), but I’d definitely hang out with him.
Check out more of Bouf’s videos on his YouTube channel.
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Originally posted on Adventures In Frickintardistan















