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Chris Bennett is back.

That’s right. We’re getting the oldschool Hammer of Truth crew back, one by one. It’s gonna be sweet.

Chris Bennett, by all means rock your shit. We’ve missed you, bro.

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24 Responses to “Chris Bennett is back.”

  1. Stuart Richards Says:
    February 1, 2007 at 7:02 am

    LOL it looks like this blog pretty much owns the tag “awefuckingtacular.” Fancy that.

  2. pauliecannoli Says:
    February 1, 2007 at 2:14 pm

    Did you make it up?

  3. Robert Mayer Says:
    February 1, 2007 at 3:07 pm

    Do you even have to ask?

  4. pauliecannoli Says:
    February 1, 2007 at 3:39 pm

    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=awefuckingtacular&btnG=Google+Search

    Welcome on board, Chris!

  5. ceoberg Says:
    February 1, 2007 at 3:48 pm

    Greetings, Mr. Bennett. Enjoy your stay…

  6. Stuart Richards Says:
    February 1, 2007 at 7:09 pm

    LOL Yes I made it up.

  7. titaniumgirl Says:
    February 2, 2007 at 12:33 am

    Good to see everyone is back - but where is my $25? Just kidding ha ha

  8. pauliecannoli Says:
    February 2, 2007 at 1:01 am

    That’s why it’s last FREE voice, but if you want to send $25 I’m sure Stuart wouldn’t mind.

    For that matter, if anyone sends me $25 I won’t mind either - but I can’t promise anything new if you do, tho’ if anyone feels like it anyway - holla at me.

  9. Stuart Richards Says:
    February 2, 2007 at 2:18 am

    If you send me $25 I will promptly invest it in whisky and blog drunk.

    It’ll be sure to generate more than $25 worth of entertainment value, so it’s a win-win situation. I highly recommend it.

  10. pauliecannoli Says:
    February 2, 2007 at 2:26 am

    OK, well I’ll spend mine on PCP and blog all shermed out and wet.

    No, never mind, I’ll probably put my fist through the computer monitor or some stupid shit like that if I do that.

    Maybe just some Hennessy and no-doz, that should do it.

  11. Stuart Richards Says:
    February 2, 2007 at 2:57 am

    Sounds like a plan. :D

  12. titaniumgirl Says:
    February 3, 2007 at 1:54 am

    OK - Paulie and Stuart - you both make excellent points. I ADORE drunk blogging!!! (and would probably pay you $25 to blog drunk) I’m seriously considering this generous offer!

  13. pauliecannoli Says:
    February 3, 2007 at 2:00 am

    Me, Stuart or both? And if both, do we have to split the $25 or do we each get our own?

  14. titaniumgirl Says:
    February 3, 2007 at 2:18 am

    Let me see - what is your drink of choice?
    What is Stuart’s drink of choice?
    What you like drinking may determine who I would pay to blog drunk (yah I’m picky like that).

  15. titaniumgirl Says:
    February 3, 2007 at 2:18 am

    And BTW do you 2 live near each other?

  16. pauliecannoli Says:
    February 3, 2007 at 2:26 am

    if you’re buying, I’ll drink whatever you buy.

    Well, almost whatever. But I’m pretty open to suggestions.

    If I’m buying, my drink of choice is Kalshnikov Vodka.

    http://kalashnikovvodka.com/

    10 things you should know about Kalashinkov Vodka:

    http://kalashnikovvodka.com/the_vodka/10_things.php

    I also like Courvoisier.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Courvoisier

    I live on the road most of the time, but right now I am in Alabama, which is kinda my homebase, although I’m rarely here.

  17. pauliecannoli Says:
    February 3, 2007 at 2:31 am

    Oh yeah, and Stuart lives in Nebraska and I’m not sure whether his use of the term Whiskey is specific or general.

  18. Chris Bennett Says:
    February 3, 2007 at 5:24 am

    I’m drinking right now. Actually you guys drove me to drink after all those replies after my FIRST post:(( Just kidding….I’m drinking Vodka and Pepsi…I’m a wimp I know…I’m not a whiskey man..sorry Titanium hottie:P

  19. Stuart Richards Says:
    February 3, 2007 at 11:03 am

    Well, whisky’s my favorite. I’ll drink Jack, but I prefer to be a high-class drunk and go with the good stuff… Maker’s Mark. Oh so good… you can blame Timothy West for hooking me on the stuff. It costs like $23 or so a bottle… so yeah.

    I’ll drink it straight in shots or highballs, or I can mix it with Cherry Coke. I’m fairly versatile. But it’s like liquid candy to me.

    And yeah… I live in Nebraska but next time Paulie’s up my way, we could definitely have a drunken blog-a-thon. I don’t mind vodka one bit… it’s just gotta be GOOD vodka. None of that Kiev shit.

    But yes. That would fucking kick ass.

  20. titaniumgirl Says:
    February 3, 2007 at 6:18 pm

    Damn! You guys are hardcore! I don’t know what it is about liquor but I tend to stay away from the stuff. The only thing that I actually enjoy is Courvoisier and Remy XO - and the only reason I can say that is because when I was in Ireland a group of Irishmen requested that I hang with them and I learned that it’s futile to refuse Irish hospitality.

    I’m really into beer - stouts, pilsners authentic stuff. I like wine too - medium bodied dry reds. I like brut and dry champagne a lot too - I dig Korbel - I can’t understand spending the moolah on Dom when you can get Korbel.

    I’m not about spending a lot of money - but I am about being authentic - and most run-of-the-mill beers today are in no way authentic to the original brewing style.

    I find that sometimes beer is just amazing - and my taste for it is incredible. (like when the weather is warm and the mood is right). Yet, when it’s cold I want something to warm my blood - like red wine.

    I’m glad that Bennet is back just like everyone else - Now is Mike Nelson going to come back too?

  21. pauliecannoli Says:
    February 3, 2007 at 6:34 pm

    Marker’s Mark is good as far as American Whiskey goes, as is Wild Turkey.

    In addition to Kalashnikov Vodka (from the inventor of the AK 47), I recommend this article about premium Russian Vodkas.

    http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2006/12/vodka200612?printable=true&currentPage=all

    I also like Pertsovka (Vodka with hot peppers).

    Also recommended, on occassion: Mezcal, Mead, Absinthe.

    Winewise, lately I’ve really been into the Muscadine grape wines. Delicious!

    Beer: extra-stouts all the way.

    I’ve been trying to get Mike N. over here but he seems to be having a spat with Stuart.

    He just started a blog.

    http://disinter.wordpress.com/

    TG - Pass the Courvoisier!

    BUSTA RHYMES LYRICS

    “Pass The Courvoisier”
    (feat. P. Diddy)

    [P.Diddy w/ Busta In Background]
    Oh yea, I like this, Ladies & Gentlemen
    The time you all been waitin for
    (lets do it, do it, do it)
    This is a Bad Boy, Flipmode collaboration
    (Come on)

    [P. Diddy]
    Shake ya ass (come on), watch yourself (o.k)
    I’m the man (lets go) and no one else
    raah, raah

    [Busta Rhymes]
    Like a dungeon dragon
    Still king of the flow, while my mink be draggin’
    I said I’m sick with the flow
    Stick a dick in ya hoe
    Make them shut down the club, we threw a brick in da door

    [P. Diddy]
    Shit, I’m the number man, hot like summerjam

    [Busta (Puff)]
    Slick like Fonsareli, and rich like cunningham
    I stretch them like rubber bands (I make them say)
    Oh shit, the bitch got up and left with another man
    (Saaay what!?, wha is you talkin bout?)
    Theres nothin to talk about (see), you just a walk about
    I light a long L, and just blowin the smoke about

    [P. Diddy]
    See, we serious wit it, they aint nothin to talk about

    [Busta]
    And while I scope it out, I love the way you bounce
    Shake ya shit tuck in ya ass in poke it out, come on

    [Chorus: Busta & P. Diddy]
    [Busta] Give me the Henny, you can give me the Cris
    You can pass me the Remi, but the pass the Courvoisier
    [Diddy] Give me the ass, you could give me the dough
    You can give me ‘dro, but pass the Courvoisier
    [Busta] Give me some money, you can give me some cars
    But you can give me the bitch make sure you pass the Courvoisier
    [Diddy] Give me some shit, you can give me the cribs
    You can give me whaever just pass the Courvoisier

    [P. Diddy]
    We got these hoes lovin it
    They gettin familiar man, they screamin out my government (Sean John)
    I like them in twins like doublement (Don Juan)

    [Busta]
    We be bangin all types of chicks from here to (Hong Kong)
    The best dressed bitches actin all cute to my shit
    And get the wlyin out they actin like a ? to my shit
    ? go a distance from yours, we holdin Jewish money now
    Down to the credit card different from yours

    [Diddy]
    Its the law for me to get in ya drawers
    I run the city of cars, they call me Mr. Diddy, the boss
    You know me, the only G to willy a porshe

    [Busta]
    We get dough in all land the size of philly of course
    Can imagine the price that my jewlery really would cost
    We go to clubs with a briefcase and a half milli to floss (damn)
    Fuck around and you can really get tossed
    Ken Griffey flow, call me Alaska ’cause I be the king of the frost
    What you can do is

    [Chorus]

    [Hook: Busta]
    Five thousand boomin watts
    I got a thousand karats all over my watch
    Travel lighty, flow back easy
    Back with the bus-a-bus and the P.D
    We stay livin at the top of the charts
    The shit we be spittin, be state of the art
    We rockin ya block shit, wlyin like rock shit
    Strapped with the gun and the street corner hot shit

    [Diddy]
    Now we sittin’ in the drop top pretty
    Knock, knock who is he?

    [Busta]
    Bus-a-bus, I put it down and this I get busy
    (Excuse me bus-a-bus)
    Full control of the city, if you aint know

    [Diddy]
    By the way, the name is Puff
    It aint my fault ya dane corrupt
    We went form Henny, to Remi to Moe to Belve to..

    [Busta]
    The game is us; we gettin money motherfucker
    And the game we trust
    Everytime we put it down, reppin the name is a must
    Flipmode!

    [Chorus 2x]

    [Puff Talking:]
    yea, yea, yea just pass the Courvoisier
    yea, pass me that louie that motherfuckin’ that that iron groove
    Nineteen vintage motherfuckin’ medievil
    Ow, bitch. Yea, just pass the courvoisier
    That that shit make, that dark shit just me wanna fuck
    Straight up, I just need to know
    Dis nigga Diddy dick hard as a..[mumbles]

    [ http://www.azlyrics.com ]

    Courvoisier. That’th the drink.
    -Leon Phelps, the Ladies Man.

  22. pauliecannoli Says:
    February 3, 2007 at 6:37 pm

    LOL I just read those lyrics. Someone must have been exceedingly drunk.

    The song sounds better than it reads.

  23. titaniumgirl Says:
    February 4, 2007 at 12:38 pm

    I’ll try to listen to it soon!

  24. pauliecannoli Says:
    February 4, 2007 at 5:50 pm

    Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

    http://www.yikers.com/video_immortal_technique_-_dance_with_the_devil_lyrics.html

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